I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.
Excuse me, you’ve got something on your face [look closer] Oh, I think it’s beauty.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.
There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now.
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?